Some of my fav quotes from Scott McNealy @ Sun

Top 10 Nightmares of a Security Systems Admin
10. First line of defense in security crisis plan: "pull power plug"
9. Worn out Ctrl+Alt+Del keys
8. Wearing an orange jumpsuit for the next 5 to 7 years
7. Working in an all-Microsoft shop
6. Laptops (aka the mobile personal mainframe)
5. You're the only one that opens fuzzybunny.exe
4. Company policy: Root-level access for all!
3. Blue Screen of Death
2. Being told there's a patch to a patch
1. Having a virus named in honor of you